
I think I snow what your problem is.

I think I snow what your problem is.

#crustysocks

Welcome to Florida.

Heeeere’s Cosette!

“Bring me Solo and the Wookie.”

Mystery books.

If you’re happy and you know it..

No, I insist, really.

“Do you have a moment to talk about Jesus?”

These aren’t my glasses.

Spoiler alert.

The Canine Scent-ipede

Really sorry.

We’re all going to lose.

Pass me a towel bro.

You are now entering “The Twilight Zone”.

Life is all about making choices.

Faceplant

Suddenly… Prison.

˙əuıɟ ƃuıop əɹ,noʎ

It was worth it.

It’s pho-king good.

Looks like they just stepped out of the bridal shower.

Glad to see the housing market has rebounded.

The council has spoken.

Early morning commute.

Subway: eat fresh.

Bitches be crazy.

Every man’s dying wish.

The internet is much better now that Russians have cameras.

Li-li-li-lick me like a lollipop.

Irish girl sunbathing. No, not her.. the other one.

I think you may have a problem.

Funding Nemo.

“Rooby Dooby Doo” - Scooby Doo

GREETINGS

The picture perfect murder scenario.

Police and rioters come together to help fat man out of trousers.

He will transform the federal deficit!

Who said smoking wasn’t glamorous?

No thanks.

That explains it.

You’re not my dad!

somuchmeatiwannnaeatohgodwhycantieat

“lol” -Netflix

Just trying to be helpful.

Paranormal Cativity

US East Coast residents bunker down for Hurricane Sandy.

Family Man

Nailed it.

“It’s three o’clock in the morning asshole!”

musical fruit

Fact: Everyone reading this caption will die.

Halloween decor at the nursing home.

What aisle are the tissues in?

“yo man, what happened last night”

That was easy. Next question?

The blanket that covers up to 8 people!

Factory Poollution

LaTreesha

Dude, Christmas has been over for 10 months.

Ancaster, Ontario

<whoosh>

That poor child..

I bet he gets all the bitches.

Happy Firth Birthday!!

A dangerous sport.

Game Over.

He deserves a “raise”.

BAKED

Why so serious?

Chillin at the crib.

“It’s not what it looks like…”

4.61 Parking Violation: Blocking a fire hydrant

50 Shades of Grain

Foiled again!

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

It’s the thought that counts.

♪♪ ALLLLLLLLLL BYYYYYY MYYYYYSELFFFFFF

Ever had your legs fall asleep on the toilet?

Dolphin rape is real.

Fun Facts

Just not worth the risk.

I bet the coffee still sucks.

..the last we saw of Todd.

Sup Ladies? I’m Ray.

“twisted son of a bitch”

Photokkake

That’s gonna itch when it dries.

Trust Issues

Please put the seat up.

Welp, I’m outta here!

Hey, Now.

It’s for your own good.

Is there something you should be doing?

I hear it’s always open.

Obamascare

Congratulations!

BANANAS!

Cats are so caring.

Must be a photo from last summer.

WE IS CLOSED

Engine Trouble

I hope you thought this was a caption.

F. You

Watch your ass, Popeye’s.

Heard that course is a real “pain in the ass”.

CATBEARD

Where’s daddy?

War on drugs (Matt Wuerker)

Live the dream.

Illiteracy is a serious problem amongst dogs.

Mitt Romney birthday card

Welcome to Georgia.

Rain falls into space.

I must go, my planet needs me.

Only $12.95

Tanks for the slippers.

This looks legit.

What af-rican idiot.

Humans.

University of Gumption

Mario and Peach: the later years.

Kids these days.. no work ethic.

First day of school.

Optimism Postponed

Stormpooper

Monday

MC Donald

Dad’s a cock.

Monopoly vs. Reality

A pound for a pound.

Oh. so close!

Damnit..

College Life

The birth of a supervillain.

Junk in his trunk.

Wording is everything.

Not very poleite.

School is going to be a slice this year.

Two down, one to go.