Your First Stop to a Shameful Browser History
A collection of posts from 04/21/09 to 11/18/15.
Wed, 05 Dec 2012Wed, 05 Dec 2012 15:26:32 · 602 notes
I think I snow what your problem is.
Wed, 05 Dec 2012Wed, 05 Dec 2012 12:49:17 · 206 notes
#crustysocks
Tue, 04 Dec 2012Tue, 04 Dec 2012 12:37:00 · 380 notes
Welcome to Florida.
Tue, 04 Dec 2012Tue, 04 Dec 2012 12:12:00 · 254 notes
Heeeere’s Cosette!
Mon, 03 Dec 2012Mon, 03 Dec 2012 19:42:00 · 156 notes
“Bring me Solo and the Wookie.”
Mon, 03 Dec 2012Mon, 03 Dec 2012 19:18:26 · 192 notes
Mystery books.
Mon, 03 Dec 2012Mon, 03 Dec 2012 12:28:47 · 85 notes
If you’re happy and you know it..
Tue, 27 Nov 2012Tue, 27 Nov 2012 19:58:00 · 1133 notes
No, I insist, really.
Tue, 27 Nov 2012Tue, 27 Nov 2012 19:46:00 · 187 notes
“Do you have a moment to talk about Jesus?”
Tue, 27 Nov 2012Tue, 27 Nov 2012 19:31:08 · 394 notes
These aren’t my glasses.
Tue, 27 Nov 2012Tue, 27 Nov 2012 19:21:00 · 239413 notes
Spoiler alert.
Mon, 26 Nov 2012Mon, 26 Nov 2012 20:41:00 · 68 notes
The Canine Scent-ipede
Mon, 26 Nov 2012Mon, 26 Nov 2012 20:07:00 · 10197 notes
Really sorry.
Mon, 26 Nov 2012Mon, 26 Nov 2012 15:36:00 · 4301 notes
We’re all going to lose.
Thu, 22 Nov 2012Thu, 22 Nov 2012 14:14:00 · 195 notes
Pass me a towel bro.
Wed, 21 Nov 2012Wed, 21 Nov 2012 11:24:41 · 127 notes
You are now entering “The Twilight Zone”.
Wed, 21 Nov 2012Wed, 21 Nov 2012 11:10:13 · 773 notes
Life is all about making choices.
Wed, 21 Nov 2012Wed, 21 Nov 2012 10:48:33 · 328 notes
Faceplant
Wed, 21 Nov 2012Wed, 21 Nov 2012 09:47:45 · 282 notes
Suddenly… Prison.
Tue, 20 Nov 2012Tue, 20 Nov 2012 17:48:00 · 99 notes
˙əuıɟ ƃuıop əɹ,noʎ
Tue, 20 Nov 2012Tue, 20 Nov 2012 17:32:00 · 260 notes
It was worth it.
Tue, 20 Nov 2012Tue, 20 Nov 2012 09:07:00 · 103 notes
It’s pho-king good.
Tue, 20 Nov 2012Tue, 20 Nov 2012 08:36:00 · 80 notes
Looks like they just stepped out of the bridal shower.
Tue, 20 Nov 2012Tue, 20 Nov 2012 08:12:21 · 226 notes
Glad to see the housing market has rebounded.
Tue, 20 Nov 2012Tue, 20 Nov 2012 07:48:17 · 334 notes
The council has spoken.
Tue, 20 Nov 2012Tue, 20 Nov 2012 07:24:10 · 175 notes
Early morning commute.
Mon, 19 Nov 2012Mon, 19 Nov 2012 13:47:58 · 331 notes
Subway: eat fresh.
Thu, 15 Nov 2012Thu, 15 Nov 2012 10:30:00 · 768 notes
Bitches be crazy.
Thu, 15 Nov 2012Thu, 15 Nov 2012 10:24:15 · 129 notes
Every man’s dying wish.
Thu, 15 Nov 2012Thu, 15 Nov 2012 09:35:00 · 7862 notes
The internet is much better now that Russians have cameras.
Thu, 15 Nov 2012Thu, 15 Nov 2012 09:19:00 · 184 notes
Li-li-li-lick me like a lollipop.
Thu, 15 Nov 2012Thu, 15 Nov 2012 08:47:22 · 23765 notes
Irish girl sunbathing. No, not her.. the other one.
Tue, 13 Nov 2012Tue, 13 Nov 2012 13:55:18 · 197 notes
I think you may have a problem.
Tue, 13 Nov 2012Tue, 13 Nov 2012 11:04:26 · 314 notes
Funding Nemo.
Mon, 12 Nov 2012Mon, 12 Nov 2012 19:40:00 · 475 notes
“Rooby Dooby Doo” - Scooby Doo
Mon, 12 Nov 2012Mon, 12 Nov 2012 19:13:00 · 77 notes
GREETINGS
Mon, 12 Nov 2012Mon, 12 Nov 2012 18:57:19 · 133 notes
The picture perfect murder scenario.
Thu, 08 Nov 2012Thu, 08 Nov 2012 12:14:22 · 9162 notes
Police and rioters come together to help fat man out of trousers.
Tue, 06 Nov 2012Tue, 06 Nov 2012 13:50:08 · 269 notes
He will transform the federal deficit!
Tue, 06 Nov 2012Tue, 06 Nov 2012 11:10:00 · 79 notes
Who said smoking wasn’t glamorous?
Tue, 06 Nov 2012Tue, 06 Nov 2012 10:46:49 · 309 notes
No thanks.
Tue, 06 Nov 2012Tue, 06 Nov 2012 10:28:46 · 145 notes
That explains it.
Mon, 05 Nov 2012Mon, 05 Nov 2012 20:05:00 · 331 notes
You’re not my dad!
Fri, 02 Nov 2012Fri, 02 Nov 2012 13:10:00 · 107 notes
somuchmeatiwannnaeatohgodwhycantieat
Fri, 02 Nov 2012Fri, 02 Nov 2012 13:06:13 · 115162 notes
“lol” -Netflix
Thu, 01 Nov 2012Thu, 01 Nov 2012 13:53:00 · 155 notes
Just trying to be helpful.
Sat, 27 Oct 2012Sat, 27 Oct 2012 12:36:13 · 146 notes
Paranormal Cativity
Sat, 27 Oct 2012Sat, 27 Oct 2012 12:24:00 · 429 notes
US East Coast residents bunker down for Hurricane Sandy.
Sat, 27 Oct 2012Sat, 27 Oct 2012 12:10:40 · 38 notes
Family Man
Sat, 27 Oct 2012Sat, 27 Oct 2012 11:38:41 · 191 notes
Nailed it.
Wed, 24 Oct 2012Wed, 24 Oct 2012 15:26:00 · 299 notes
“It’s three o’clock in the morning asshole!”
Wed, 24 Oct 2012Wed, 24 Oct 2012 15:10:00 · 98 notes
musical fruit
Wed, 24 Oct 2012Wed, 24 Oct 2012 15:05:09 · 180 notes
Fact: Everyone reading this caption will die.
Wed, 24 Oct 2012Wed, 24 Oct 2012 14:56:25 · 152 notes
Halloween decor at the nursing home.
Tue, 23 Oct 2012Tue, 23 Oct 2012 21:47:00 · 120 notes
What aisle are the tissues in?
Mon, 22 Oct 2012Mon, 22 Oct 2012 21:45:00 · 169 notes
That was easy. Next question?
Mon, 22 Oct 2012Mon, 22 Oct 2012 21:25:08 · 136 notes
The blanket that covers up to 8 people!
Mon, 22 Oct 2012Mon, 22 Oct 2012 16:46:09 · 115 notes
Factory Poollution
Thu, 18 Oct 2012Thu, 18 Oct 2012 12:43:00 · 306 notes
LaTreesha
Thu, 18 Oct 2012Thu, 18 Oct 2012 12:35:00 · 1143 notes
Dude, Christmas has been over for 10 months.
Thu, 18 Oct 2012Thu, 18 Oct 2012 12:29:34 · 415 notes
Ancaster, Ontario
Wed, 17 Oct 2012Wed, 17 Oct 2012 13:23:00 · 160 notes
<whoosh>
Wed, 17 Oct 2012Wed, 17 Oct 2012 10:32:08 · 144 notes
That poor child..
Wed, 17 Oct 2012Wed, 17 Oct 2012 10:07:00 · 1504 notes
I bet he gets all the bitches.
Mon, 15 Oct 2012Mon, 15 Oct 2012 15:57:00 · 152 notes
Happy Firth Birthday!!
Mon, 15 Oct 2012Mon, 15 Oct 2012 15:44:11 · 74 notes
A dangerous sport.
Mon, 15 Oct 2012Mon, 15 Oct 2012 15:17:14 · 1036 notes
Game Over.
Mon, 15 Oct 2012Mon, 15 Oct 2012 14:35:39 · 90186 notes
He deserves a “raise”.
Mon, 15 Oct 2012Mon, 15 Oct 2012 14:31:23 · 2005 notes
BAKED
Wed, 10 Oct 2012Wed, 10 Oct 2012 06:28:32 · 90 notes
Why so serious?
Wed, 10 Oct 2012Wed, 10 Oct 2012 06:15:00 · 1129 notes
Chillin at the crib.
Wed, 10 Oct 2012Wed, 10 Oct 2012 06:00:00 · 2885 notes
“It’s not what it looks like…”
Tue, 09 Oct 2012Tue, 09 Oct 2012 21:32:00 · 40 notes
4.61 Parking Violation: Blocking a fire hydrant
Tue, 09 Oct 2012Tue, 09 Oct 2012 16:37:06 · 461687 notes
50 Shades of Grain
Tue, 09 Oct 2012Tue, 09 Oct 2012 15:58:00 · 234 notes
Foiled again!
Tue, 09 Oct 2012Tue, 09 Oct 2012 15:48:16 · 133 notes
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Thu, 04 Oct 2012Thu, 04 Oct 2012 17:06:57 · 165 notes
It’s the thought that counts.
Thu, 04 Oct 2012Thu, 04 Oct 2012 16:54:00 · 101 notes
♪♪ ALLLLLLLLLL BYYYYYY MYYYYYSELFFFFFF
Thu, 04 Oct 2012Thu, 04 Oct 2012 16:39:16 · 78 notes
Ever had your legs fall asleep on the toilet?
Thu, 04 Oct 2012Thu, 04 Oct 2012 16:03:55 · 275 notes
Dolphin rape is real.
Thu, 04 Oct 2012Thu, 04 Oct 2012 14:40:00 · 265 notes
Fun Facts
Mon, 01 Oct 2012Mon, 01 Oct 2012 14:27:00 · 283 notes
Just not worth the risk.
Mon, 01 Oct 2012Mon, 01 Oct 2012 14:13:55 · 250 notes
I bet the coffee still sucks.
Sat, 29 Sep 2012Sat, 29 Sep 2012 15:08:00 · 127 notes
..the last we saw of Todd.
Wed, 26 Sep 2012Wed, 26 Sep 2012 17:45:55 · 5815 notes
Sup Ladies? I’m Ray.
Wed, 26 Sep 2012Wed, 26 Sep 2012 17:35:05 · 18556 notes
“twisted son of a bitch”
Wed, 26 Sep 2012Wed, 26 Sep 2012 17:23:09 · 121 notes
Photokkake
Wed, 26 Sep 2012Wed, 26 Sep 2012 17:09:06 · 61 notes
That’s gonna itch when it dries.
Wed, 26 Sep 2012Wed, 26 Sep 2012 11:32:00 · 652 notes
Trust Issues
Wed, 26 Sep 2012Wed, 26 Sep 2012 11:25:26 · 169 notes
Please put the seat up.
Fri, 21 Sep 2012Fri, 21 Sep 2012 12:57:06 · 141 notes
Welp, I’m outta here!
Fri, 21 Sep 2012Fri, 21 Sep 2012 12:53:18 · 169 notes
Hey, Now.
Fri, 21 Sep 2012Fri, 21 Sep 2012 10:42:00 · 273 notes
It’s for your own good.
Thu, 20 Sep 2012Thu, 20 Sep 2012 16:59:41 · 593 notes
Is there something you should be doing?
Tue, 18 Sep 2012Tue, 18 Sep 2012 13:33:43 · 105 notes
I hear it’s always open.
Tue, 18 Sep 2012Tue, 18 Sep 2012 13:25:17 · 107 notes
Obamascare
Tue, 18 Sep 2012Tue, 18 Sep 2012 11:16:00 · 61433 notes
Congratulations!
Mon, 17 Sep 2012Mon, 17 Sep 2012 14:04:00 · 115 notes
BANANAS!
Mon, 17 Sep 2012Mon, 17 Sep 2012 13:31:52 · 312 notes
Cats are so caring.
Mon, 17 Sep 2012Mon, 17 Sep 2012 12:59:00 · 214 notes
Must be a photo from last summer.
Fri, 14 Sep 2012Fri, 14 Sep 2012 13:07:00 · 8449 notes
WE IS CLOSED
Fri, 14 Sep 2012Fri, 14 Sep 2012 12:40:59 · 190 notes
Engine Trouble
Fri, 14 Sep 2012Fri, 14 Sep 2012 12:33:00 · 170 notes
I hope you thought this was a caption.
Thu, 13 Sep 2012Thu, 13 Sep 2012 11:24:18 · 559 notes
F. You
Thu, 13 Sep 2012Thu, 13 Sep 2012 11:14:54 · 495 notes
Watch your ass, Popeye’s.
Wed, 12 Sep 2012Wed, 12 Sep 2012 12:33:00 · 34330 notes
Heard that course is a real “pain in the ass”.
Wed, 12 Sep 2012Wed, 12 Sep 2012 12:19:06 · 376 notes
CATBEARD
Wed, 12 Sep 2012Wed, 12 Sep 2012 11:59:39 · 230 notes
Where’s daddy?
Wed, 12 Sep 2012Wed, 12 Sep 2012 10:41:00 · 140 notes
Live the dream.
Wed, 05 Sep 2012Wed, 05 Sep 2012 10:21:00 · 139 notes
Illiteracy is a serious problem amongst dogs.
Wed, 05 Sep 2012Wed, 05 Sep 2012 10:03:54 · 1078 notes
Mitt Romney birthday card
Tue, 04 Sep 2012Tue, 04 Sep 2012 17:11:00 · 134 notes
Welcome to Georgia.
Tue, 04 Sep 2012Tue, 04 Sep 2012 17:01:00 · 264 notes
Rain falls into space.
Tue, 04 Sep 2012Tue, 04 Sep 2012 12:55:05 · 1635 notes
Only $12.95
Tue, 04 Sep 2012Tue, 04 Sep 2012 12:30:13 · 292 notes
Tanks for the slippers.
Fri, 31 Aug 2012Fri, 31 Aug 2012 12:14:00 · 139 notes
This looks legit.
Fri, 31 Aug 2012Fri, 31 Aug 2012 12:01:00 · 144 notes
What af-rican idiot.
Fri, 31 Aug 2012Fri, 31 Aug 2012 11:44:00 · 2044 notes
Humans.
Fri, 31 Aug 2012Fri, 31 Aug 2012 11:00:00 · 68 notes
University of Gumption
Mon, 27 Aug 2012Mon, 27 Aug 2012 17:57:00 · 271 notes
Mario and Peach: the later years.
Mon, 27 Aug 2012Mon, 27 Aug 2012 17:49:00 · 38 notes
Kids these days.. no work ethic.
Mon, 27 Aug 2012Mon, 27 Aug 2012 15:49:50 · 81 notes
First day of school.
Mon, 27 Aug 2012Mon, 27 Aug 2012 15:39:34 · 252 notes
Optimism Postponed
Mon, 27 Aug 2012Mon, 27 Aug 2012 15:26:00 · 76 notes
Stormpooper
Mon, 27 Aug 2012Mon, 27 Aug 2012 07:53:00 · 195 notes
Monday
Sun, 26 Aug 2012Sun, 26 Aug 2012 09:43:43 · 75 notes
MC Donald
Thu, 23 Aug 2012Thu, 23 Aug 2012 14:17:19 · 229 notes
Dad’s a cock.
Thu, 23 Aug 2012Thu, 23 Aug 2012 13:59:00 · 136 notes
Monopoly vs. Reality
Tue, 21 Aug 2012Tue, 21 Aug 2012 16:39:39 · 119 notes
A pound for a pound.
Tue, 21 Aug 2012Tue, 21 Aug 2012 16:26:07 · 79 notes
Oh. so close!
Mon, 20 Aug 2012Mon, 20 Aug 2012 12:52:00 · 371 notes
Damnit..
Mon, 20 Aug 2012Mon, 20 Aug 2012 12:31:54 · 99 notes
College Life
Sat, 18 Aug 2012Sat, 18 Aug 2012 09:30:10 · 316 notes
The birth of a supervillain.
Fri, 17 Aug 2012Fri, 17 Aug 2012 23:18:15 · 72 notes
Junk in his trunk.
Fri, 17 Aug 2012Fri, 17 Aug 2012 23:10:21 · 4541 notes
Wording is everything.
Fri, 17 Aug 2012Fri, 17 Aug 2012 23:01:24 · 123 notes
Not very poleite.
Fri, 17 Aug 2012Fri, 17 Aug 2012 22:47:48 · 146 notes
School is going to be a slice this year.
Fri, 17 Aug 2012Fri, 17 Aug 2012 22:00:00 · 177 notes
Two down, one to go.