They were all out of malice.
Your First Stop to a Shameful Browser History
A collection of 
posts from 04/21/09 to 11/18/15.
posts from 04/21/09 to 11/18/15.
Canada has a serious epidemic.
Planting in the most peculiar way.
Sorry I’m late, got tied up on the subway..
A surprise for the next people who redo the carpet.
“Whoever is responsible for this, please comb forward”
Great advice from a Playboy model.
Beam me up Sergei.
Sup.
ADIOS!
Community cracktivism.
Living the suburban dream.
A whole new world.
Golfers also welcome.
Couples Only
That’s actually sign language for “call my lawyer”.
Not on my atch.
“I shaved my balls for this?”
SHHH.
“Sometimes I think she doesn’t carrot all..”
Cats feel no shame.
Monopoly ruins families.
Most of his clients are stars.
Chapter 1: Alcohol
Mr. Noodles
“News 7 correspondent Pat McGroyne joins us with the latest..”
He “letter go”.
Thank you for smoking!
Goat theft auto. (video)
Internet is exciting!
Free Puzzle
Hey Fellas, don’t forget!!
Who wore it best?
Dog 1 - Humans 0
Sweet potato surprise!
“I’ve got the weirdest boner right now”
They said legalizing pot in Washington would have consequences..
How to plan for a barbecue.
Think they misspelled “Pay for it!”
Has science gone too far?
Motivation.
The best thing about kids meals? They come with free toys.
Somebody could use a Snickers.
Call your mom.
Deviled Eggs
Works every time.
Gone Fishin’
BYOB (bring your own batteries)
Hurry up!
He left behind a trail of skid marks.
Till death do us part.
Austin, TX
“Bonjour ma belle..”
Who in their right mind would do this?
P-O-W-!!
“Yes.. I would like to file a complaint.”
Adults must fistbump children before exiting the building.
Excuse me, ma’am.. your buttons are showing.
Welcome to Mississippi.
“STOP TOYING WITH US!”
You came to the wrong neighbourhood, sweetheart.
I am beautiful.
Life of Pi: The No Budget Version
..and a side of freedom.
That’s the way the cookie crumbles.
My sex life.
“Ahhhhh.. Fresh air!!”
SSSSSSSSSSSSupriSSSSSSeeee!
Party game.
Back to school.
Sour Puss
Permission slip required.
Do not trust atoms.
I forgot how to shoe.
He’s back.
It was the smart thing to do.
Rebels who can’t be stopped.
Rebels who can’t be stopped.
Rebels who can’t be stopped.
Rhymes with duck?
The Eye of Sauron
- Smells like piss and febreze
My neighbor is a real dick.
London, England
Slug parkour
Too easy.
This bumper sticker may cause drowsiness, nausea, prolonged erection, thoughts of suicide, restless leg syndrome, depression, diarrhea…
Not exactly something you’d want to find in a gas station bathroom.
You win.
“Quick children, cover your eyes!”
You failed.
I finally found it!
Amen.
Ni!
I agree, we should all start eating dogs.
Bill Nye the Gangster Guy. (original)
Nobody’s job is safe.
AW, HAIL NAW
Decisions, decisions..
Don’t tell me how to say goodbye to my parents!
..and then be criticized for doing nothing.
I’ll have a bouquet of ’called-her-sister-a-bitch”.
“He’s only 156 months old”
Well, I guess this is it.
HR at Popeyes.
Happy Canada Day!
Adam and Steve.
A bit cheesy.
“The industry has had its ups and downs over the years.“
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.
You have to see it.. to beweave.
YOU get a napkin and YOU get a napkin and YOU get a napkin! NAAAAAPKIIIIIINNNNNS FOOOORRRR EVERYOOOOONNNEEEE!!
Oh no, she di’int!!
The #2 app of all time.
Love means nothing to a tennis player.
WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
Put a mirror on the stairs, scare the crap out of everyone.
The Silence of the Lambs
Alex, I’ll take “Things that don’t end well” for $1,000.
Watch out Arizona, you’re about to be eaten by a creepy man.
I wood like some would.
RUN!
Sign of a good neighborhood.
I think I’m in trouble.
Breaking Barriers
This time it’s personal.
HELLO
Friends are like snowflakes.
Lamp Stand Disease
“Oh yeah baby, let me feel your heartbeat..”
/’s-vahh-g/
Why the right font matters.
Truth in advertising.