What would Jimmy Buffet do?
Your First Stop to a Shameful Browser History
A collection of 
posts from 04/21/09 to 11/18/15.
posts from 04/21/09 to 11/18/15.
Become a “big shot“.. from your bathroom!
Tell me about the rabbits, George.
Puff Daddy
Forecast: Cloudy with a chance of fabulous.
Crushed.
Cereal offender
Vegan for life.
I’m guessing dad left to get “cigarettes“ about 8 months ago.
Black Damon
Love you babe. xoxox
“Punch it, Chewie!”
Canadian Vandalism
It’s not your fault.. you are really, really, really ridiculously good looking.
When #hashtags go bad.
“Go ahead, make my day.”
4. Incomplete Lists
5.
Um, wtf do we do now?
Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death..
Is it really that hard?
“Meredith, how do I open a new tab?”
You’ve been warned.
Dear magic road sign, should I ___________?
The Domino’s Effect
Goodwill gone wrong as partners feud.
“Don’t disturb my friend… he’s dead tired.”
The most popular flavor for men 50 and not up.
Canadian car wash.
Space..
This year thousands of men will die from stubbornness.
Rawrr.
Meanwhile in New York.
This just doesn’t add up.
The fuck you looking at?
Being inspired by something online.
Ain’t nobody got time…
sigh.
Unfortunately, I didn’t have time to get off.
Third floor, eighth apartment from the left…GOT IT.
Oh Baltimore.
Who wore it best?
I soiled mine.
“Man that was a hard workout, I’m sweating balls..”
I got that hood cheese.
Wu-Tang reunion
“Oh yeah? Let’s see what the king has to say.”
Iowa Fashion Week Begins: Full Report
sigh.
“I’m sorry, this thing is a threat to American freedom.”
“I’d like to call this meeting to order.”
Stood here for a while.. nothing happened.
let me in!
Mario Mart
A REAL MEXICAN HERO.
It’s rough being awesome.
“Excuse me, m’am. I’m looking for Pluto..”
That was a fun day.
(no caption)
Caution: Wet Floor
Watch out.
The sweet smell of cheese.
..so, are there fish?
Consider this a warning.
Naturally.
“Buy a WHAT?!” -these people on Wheel of Fortune
sad, sadder, saddest
Emo, population 1201.
Honest Birthday card.
The Thanksgiving dinner-themed graffiti artist strikes again!
HEY DO YOU WANT TO GO TO PROM WITH ME
Huh huh, huh um huh huh..
Apparently not.
Google Nigeria
They’re obviously Russian Spies.
Nothing is impossible.
I want to invest in their startup.
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his best friend’s ride
Trying to holler at me
Ironically he only uses debit.
Keeping it real.
“I did not make sexual glances toward that woman.”
YOU SHALL NOT PASS
I have a dream..
-Apply directly to forehead
“I got your street crossing right here!”
The best picture I’ve ever taken.
Workplace Motivation
Make sure the coffee isn’t too hot first..
Pfft. Rich kids.
Rock trolling
Ross Makes Brief Court Appearance
Are you on the pot, pie?
Lance Armstrong finally confesses to addiction.
“I CAN’T HEAR YOU, LA LA LA LA LAAA LA!”
Child Sized!
Grandpa’s cough medicine.
This day will forever be remembered.. Nevermind.
I’ve looked over the figures. You can’t afford to keep the cat.
Looks like she could use a hand.
Sorry, not sorry.
Dude, pizza’s here.
Brrrrrrgers
Heard it’s going to be a killer show.
Nope.
Just give me my fucking pancakes missy.
Finally, a cause I can get behind.
This is not my hat.
All cats go to heaven… eventually.
“When people receive parcels at work and they’re not in, I like to tinker with the labels.”
Easy there, Mr. Vice President.
Should.. should we tell her?
In case of miracle..
“I’m afraid I can’t drive there Dave.”
Merry Christmas!
Ran out of Christmas wrapping paper.
Aren’t we all.
Ah, finally a little quiet time.
Bad Santa
I’ll wait.
Some people really love toast.
..Phhew!
Oh yeah, baby..
’sup.
Seasons Greetings
Stoner math.
Found some hieroglyphics from a long lost civilization.
Ice Ice Baby
It’ll be a gas!
At what point does a scarf become a rug?
Seems legit.
LEARN ANYTHING!
4/10
Bro, do you even…oh.
Danger!: QUICKSAND
Turn left in 200 feet.
I ain’t afraid of no roast.