THE WHATEVER
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A collection of posts from 04/21/09 to 11/18/15.
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Fri, 25 Feb 2011Fri, 25 Feb 2011 10:24:39 · 26 notes
Just stop, Mom.
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Wed, 23 Feb 2011Wed, 23 Feb 2011 11:05:27 · 44 notes
Christchurch, New Zealand
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Wed, 23 Feb 2011Wed, 23 Feb 2011 10:38:32 · 35 notes
Make that an extra large.
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Wed, 23 Feb 2011Wed, 23 Feb 2011 10:26:37 · 48 notes
Kidnapped.
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Tue, 22 Feb 2011Tue, 22 Feb 2011 10:31:50 · 238 notes
Everyone seems normal..
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Tue, 22 Feb 2011Tue, 22 Feb 2011 10:18:42 · 251 notes
United Steak of America
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Tue, 22 Feb 2011Tue, 22 Feb 2011 10:01:05 · 92 notes
Tired of Winter?
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Tue, 22 Feb 2011Tue, 22 Feb 2011 09:30:12 · 125 notes
LungBreaker 2.0
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Tue, 22 Feb 2011Tue, 22 Feb 2011 09:02:59 · 59 notes
Flexible Marketing
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Tue, 22 Feb 2011Tue, 22 Feb 2011 08:56:19 · 198 notes
Didn’t work out.
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Mon, 21 Feb 2011Mon, 21 Feb 2011 09:27:33 · 30 notes
Meanwhile in Thailand..
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Mon, 21 Feb 2011Mon, 21 Feb 2011 09:21:01 · 250 notes
Greetings Earthling.
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Mon, 21 Feb 2011Mon, 21 Feb 2011 09:06:04 · 104 notes
Da-Dum…Da-Dum…Da-Dum..
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Sun, 20 Feb 2011Sun, 20 Feb 2011 09:06:19 · 114 notes
“Cheese”
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Sun, 20 Feb 2011Sun, 20 Feb 2011 08:50:20 · 104 notes
More fun than giving blood.
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Sun, 20 Feb 2011Sun, 20 Feb 2011 08:36:08 · 174 notes
Kangsta
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Sat, 19 Feb 2011Sat, 19 Feb 2011 21:50:20 · 42 notes
Pizza for Sail.
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Fri, 18 Feb 2011Fri, 18 Feb 2011 21:29:00 · 478 notes
Gives new meaning to “Leave a sock on the door knob”.
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Fri, 18 Feb 2011Fri, 18 Feb 2011 19:25:11 · 284 notes
What is this, a restaurant for animals?
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Fri, 18 Feb 2011Fri, 18 Feb 2011 19:00:58 · 40 notes
abso-fuckin-lutely
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Fri, 18 Feb 2011Fri, 18 Feb 2011 18:39:05 · 84 notes
Bow to your new leader.
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Thu, 17 Feb 2011Thu, 17 Feb 2011 09:21:15 · 28 notes
Dog Wizz
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Thu, 17 Feb 2011Thu, 17 Feb 2011 08:52:31 · 77 notes
Forever A-Stone
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Wed, 16 Feb 2011Wed, 16 Feb 2011 09:35:59 · 13 notes
Movie Night
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Tue, 15 Feb 2011Tue, 15 Feb 2011 10:07:29 · 31 notes
Send up the bat signal!
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Tue, 15 Feb 2011Tue, 15 Feb 2011 09:52:06 · 71 notes
Puppy Puzzler
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Tue, 15 Feb 2011Tue, 15 Feb 2011 09:43:06 · 39 notes
Things you never thought you would try.
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Tue, 15 Feb 2011Tue, 15 Feb 2011 09:34:13 · 120 notes
street skeleton
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Tue, 15 Feb 2011Tue, 15 Feb 2011 09:30:18 · 31 notes
Let me check my calendar.
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Mon, 14 Feb 2011Mon, 14 Feb 2011 09:37:06 · 243 notes

theduty:

oh yeah?

…well look what MY girlfriend can do!

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Mon, 14 Feb 2011Mon, 14 Feb 2011 09:30:46 · 76 notes
I do not understand it.
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Mon, 14 Feb 2011Mon, 14 Feb 2011 09:10:52 · 74 notes
Monday.
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Fri, 11 Feb 2011Fri, 11 Feb 2011 14:07:59 · 33 notes
Nation Elects First Openly Drunk Senator (video)
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Fri, 11 Feb 2011Fri, 11 Feb 2011 09:04:00 · 94 notes
Awesome St.
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Fri, 11 Feb 2011Fri, 11 Feb 2011 08:43:00 · 15 notes
This is how I row.
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Fri, 11 Feb 2011Fri, 11 Feb 2011 08:34:38 · 150 notes
They’re not the best but..
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Thu, 10 Feb 2011Thu, 10 Feb 2011 09:02:06 · 52 notes
Frito Layed out.
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Thu, 10 Feb 2011Thu, 10 Feb 2011 08:55:07 · 13553 notes
Smoker’s Lungs
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Thu, 10 Feb 2011Thu, 10 Feb 2011 08:15:24 · 111 notes
Kitten Bouquet
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Thu, 10 Feb 2011Thu, 10 Feb 2011 08:13:12 · 80 notes
Good Morning Ladies.
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Sat, 05 Feb 2011Sat, 05 Feb 2011 22:00:45 · 23 notes
Meanwhile in Oregon..
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Sat, 05 Feb 2011Sat, 05 Feb 2011 18:36:09 · 63 notes
Canine Training Lesson #35: Shaming
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Sat, 05 Feb 2011Sat, 05 Feb 2011 07:10:07 · 58 notes
penny pincher
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Thu, 03 Feb 2011Thu, 03 Feb 2011 10:39:25 · 104 notes
Never Forget
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Wed, 02 Feb 2011Wed, 02 Feb 2011 13:58:38 · 7 notes
Cheers..
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Wed, 02 Feb 2011Wed, 02 Feb 2011 13:52:07 · 116 notes

hookersorcake:

“I didn’t slave away for 30 years at the dildo factory just so you could drop out of college to become a blogger!”

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Wed, 02 Feb 2011Wed, 02 Feb 2011 13:42:07 · 174 notes
Welcome to Nobody Cares.
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Wed, 02 Feb 2011Wed, 02 Feb 2011 13:32:07 · 114 notes
Panties!
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Wed, 02 Feb 2011Wed, 02 Feb 2011 13:21:38 · 230 notes
storm supplies
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Wed, 02 Feb 2011Wed, 02 Feb 2011 12:30:06 · 53 notes
married vs. single
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Mon, 31 Jan 2011Mon, 31 Jan 2011 10:57:00 · 63 notes
So long, and thanks for all the fish.
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Mon, 31 Jan 2011Mon, 31 Jan 2011 10:55:27 · 32 notes
Success.
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Mon, 31 Jan 2011Mon, 31 Jan 2011 10:52:57 · 16192 notes
He’s right ear!
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Sat, 29 Jan 2011Sat, 29 Jan 2011 17:20:41 · 72 notes
Keeping it REAL.
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Fri, 28 Jan 2011Fri, 28 Jan 2011 09:11:00 · 65 notes
Livin the dream.
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Fri, 28 Jan 2011Fri, 28 Jan 2011 09:03:09 · 18 notes
Taco Hell
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Thu, 27 Jan 2011Thu, 27 Jan 2011 11:50:00 · 411 notes
will eat for food
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Thu, 27 Jan 2011Thu, 27 Jan 2011 10:15:16 · 172 notes
Sorry.
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Thu, 27 Jan 2011Thu, 27 Jan 2011 09:28:00 · 87 notes
HELP!!!
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Thu, 27 Jan 2011Thu, 27 Jan 2011 09:23:14 · 185 notes
No seriously.
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Thu, 27 Jan 2011Thu, 27 Jan 2011 09:07:21 · 518 notes
Finally..
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Thu, 27 Jan 2011Thu, 27 Jan 2011 09:03:12 · 47 notes
Not Yours
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Thu, 27 Jan 2011Thu, 27 Jan 2011 08:40:57 · 67 notes
Reality Farmville
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Thu, 27 Jan 2011Thu, 27 Jan 2011 08:40:00 · 70 notes
Sushi by the truckload.
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Wed, 26 Jan 2011Wed, 26 Jan 2011 09:40:00 · 25 notes
street warrior
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Wed, 26 Jan 2011Wed, 26 Jan 2011 06:45:07 · 72 notes
National State of Emergency.
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Wed, 26 Jan 2011Wed, 26 Jan 2011 06:42:42 · 36 notes
motorboatin’
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Wed, 26 Jan 2011Wed, 26 Jan 2011 06:40:53 · 57 notes
Damn Persians.
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Tue, 25 Jan 2011Tue, 25 Jan 2011 17:36:28 · 33 notes
Hit the club, light that bitch up.
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Tue, 25 Jan 2011Tue, 25 Jan 2011 15:50:38 · 123 notes
Who’s Hungry?
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Tue, 25 Jan 2011Tue, 25 Jan 2011 08:14:00 · 78 notes
2011 and it’s time to GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER!

I’m giving away 3 projection keychains from world famous Supreme NYC. This item is sold out and hard to find. You must be following on Tumblr to play (new followers welcome).

1.) Recommend thewhatever.com in the humor category by clicking here.

2.) Once you’ve done that, click “like” OR “reblog” on this post. Contest closes Tuesday February 1st, 2011 (11pm pst).

UPDATE: Congrats to the winners.. xgeee, ryansun and ifyouseeashadow.

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Mon, 24 Jan 2011Mon, 24 Jan 2011 11:24:41 · 60 notes
Just sneaking a quick nap.
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Mon, 24 Jan 2011Mon, 24 Jan 2011 11:21:00 · 131 notes
Starbucks’ New ‘Trenta’ Cup is larger than the average human stomach. (link)
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Mon, 24 Jan 2011Mon, 24 Jan 2011 11:07:59 · 223 notes
World’s best skin care cream.
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Fri, 21 Jan 2011Fri, 21 Jan 2011 10:15:00 · 151 notes
Aww, you shouldn’t have.
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Fri, 21 Jan 2011Fri, 21 Jan 2011 10:13:40 · 120 notes
facebook junkies
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Fri, 21 Jan 2011Fri, 21 Jan 2011 10:11:35 · 203 notes
NYC
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Thu, 20 Jan 2011Thu, 20 Jan 2011 08:30:34 · 45 notes
The blue one is nice.. but can I see the blue one?
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Thu, 20 Jan 2011Thu, 20 Jan 2011 08:30:00 · 244 notes
Feeling old?
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Thu, 20 Jan 2011Thu, 20 Jan 2011 08:14:18 · 126 notes
Internet to the rescue!
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Wed, 19 Jan 2011Wed, 19 Jan 2011 08:45:21 · 184 notes
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
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Wed, 19 Jan 2011Wed, 19 Jan 2011 08:36:00 · 74 notes
hippie porn
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Wed, 19 Jan 2011Wed, 19 Jan 2011 08:35:29 · 0 notes
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
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Wed, 19 Jan 2011Wed, 19 Jan 2011 08:29:41 · 0 notes
hippie porn
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Tue, 18 Jan 2011Tue, 18 Jan 2011 10:31:16 · 16 notes
Iron Dion
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Tue, 18 Jan 2011Tue, 18 Jan 2011 10:29:20 · 25 notes
Never Buy Gas Again
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Tue, 18 Jan 2011Tue, 18 Jan 2011 10:27:01 · 51 notes
The originators of “duck face”.
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Tue, 18 Jan 2011Tue, 18 Jan 2011 10:25:00 · 0 notes
Iron Dion
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Tue, 18 Jan 2011Tue, 18 Jan 2011 10:22:52 · 69 notes
I Have A Dreamcast
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Tue, 18 Jan 2011Tue, 18 Jan 2011 10:16:21 · 0 notes
Never Buy Gas Again
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Tue, 18 Jan 2011Tue, 18 Jan 2011 10:14:19 · 0 notes
I Have A Dreamcast
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Tue, 18 Jan 2011Tue, 18 Jan 2011 10:13:08 · 1 notes
The originators of “duck face”.
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Sun, 16 Jan 2011Sun, 16 Jan 2011 08:36:22 · 58 notes
piratehopper
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Sun, 16 Jan 2011Sun, 16 Jan 2011 08:36:11 · 148 notes
Web page loading..
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Sun, 16 Jan 2011Sun, 16 Jan 2011 08:33:26 · 66 notes
Against free handouts.
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Sun, 16 Jan 2011Sun, 16 Jan 2011 08:31:36 · 65 notes
fire crotch
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Sun, 16 Jan 2011Sun, 16 Jan 2011 08:31:14 · 275 notes
Push, Olivia, Push!
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Sun, 16 Jan 2011Sun, 16 Jan 2011 08:29:05 · 0 notes
piratehopper
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Sun, 16 Jan 2011Sun, 16 Jan 2011 08:28:32 · 0 notes
Web page loading..
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Sun, 16 Jan 2011Sun, 16 Jan 2011 08:27:24 · 0 notes
Against free handouts.
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Sun, 16 Jan 2011Sun, 16 Jan 2011 08:25:29 · 0 notes
fire crotch
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Sun, 16 Jan 2011Sun, 16 Jan 2011 08:22:28 · 0 notes
Push, Olivia, Push!
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Fri, 14 Jan 2011Fri, 14 Jan 2011 08:58:18 · 31 notes
Throwing caution to the wind.
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Fri, 14 Jan 2011Fri, 14 Jan 2011 08:58:00 · 8 notes
<YAWN.>
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Fri, 14 Jan 2011Fri, 14 Jan 2011 08:43:18 · 62 notes
…Please wait.
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Fri, 14 Jan 2011Fri, 14 Jan 2011 08:22:00 · 0 notes
YAWN.
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Fri, 14 Jan 2011Fri, 14 Jan 2011 08:16:00 · 0 notes
…Please wait.
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Fri, 14 Jan 2011Fri, 14 Jan 2011 08:10:17 · 2 notes
Throwing caution to the wind.
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Fri, 14 Jan 2011Fri, 14 Jan 2011 07:44:59 · 0 notes
weakest link
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Thu, 13 Jan 2011Thu, 13 Jan 2011 11:43:07 · 2976 notes
BRING IT ONNNNN!!
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Thu, 13 Jan 2011Thu, 13 Jan 2011 11:42:53 · 103 notes
dropping knowledge, son.
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Thu, 13 Jan 2011Thu, 13 Jan 2011 11:40:18 · 201 notes
technically, the glass is always full.
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Thu, 13 Jan 2011Thu, 13 Jan 2011 10:57:00 · 0 notes
dropping knowledge, son.
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Thu, 13 Jan 2011Thu, 13 Jan 2011 10:56:31 · 0 notes
BRING IT ONNNNN!!
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Wed, 12 Jan 2011Wed, 12 Jan 2011 09:20:08 · 4447 notes
Dear Winter,
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Wed, 12 Jan 2011Wed, 12 Jan 2011 09:18:01 · 275 notes
elephant hand
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Wed, 12 Jan 2011Wed, 12 Jan 2011 09:14:24 · 218 notes
Miyamoto explains girls.
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Wed, 12 Jan 2011Wed, 12 Jan 2011 09:13:24 · 22 notes
Tandpa
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Wed, 12 Jan 2011Wed, 12 Jan 2011 09:11:46 · 0 notes
Dear Winter,
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Wed, 12 Jan 2011Wed, 12 Jan 2011 09:01:57 · 0 notes
Miyamoto explains girls.
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Wed, 12 Jan 2011Wed, 12 Jan 2011 08:48:00 · 0 notes
Tandpa
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Tue, 11 Jan 2011Tue, 11 Jan 2011 10:58:00 · 11 notes
HELP!
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Tue, 11 Jan 2011Tue, 11 Jan 2011 10:57:55 · 184 notes
The best pick of the game.
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Tue, 11 Jan 2011Tue, 11 Jan 2011 10:57:10 · 76 notes
Weed High
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Tue, 11 Jan 2011Tue, 11 Jan 2011 10:45:58 · 0 notes
Weed High
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Tue, 11 Jan 2011Tue, 11 Jan 2011 10:45:07 · 0 notes
DOH!
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Tue, 11 Jan 2011Tue, 11 Jan 2011 10:39:20 · 0 notes
The best pick of the game.
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Mon, 10 Jan 2011Mon, 10 Jan 2011 10:09:33 · 294 notes
You are now aware..
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Mon, 10 Jan 2011Mon, 10 Jan 2011 10:09:00 · 33 notes
So excited, he’s almost crying.
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Mon, 10 Jan 2011Mon, 10 Jan 2011 10:05:00 · 0 notes
You are now aware..
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Mon, 10 Jan 2011Mon, 10 Jan 2011 09:58:00 · 0 notes
So excited, he’s almost crying.
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