
NOT YOUR BAG

NOT YOUR BAG

Grandma’s still got it.

Love at first sight.

I know that feel, man.

DRIVE-THRU

Hard times in Texas.

Want a pizza?

“How does it feel to be a human?”

Skinny Tastes Good

O!!!

Great Deal

This was NOT made with love.

Love Thy Neighbor

AYYYYY!!!!

uninspired

We must be closed.

Parenting 2.0

Spiderband, Spiderband..

Marital Kombat

Dinks: dual income no kids

YOUR IN AMERICA

sup

This way, gentlemen.

“I’ll sleep when I’m bread.” -Dough

Uganda, Africa

East Kilbride, Scotland

So baby oil doesn’t come from babies?

Well, this park sucks.

Close enough.

You’ve probably never heard of it.

*fist bump*

Madrid, Spain

“Dorothy, I’m going in for a $20: defense formation alpha.”

Rules #1 and #2.

jeez sorry bob

Have to admire her dedication.

Mom, please.

What have you done?

Spaghetti!

Saddest place on earth.

OCD level: 100

Pug Life

Pick a number between 1 and 10.

Honey, there is a kid on our bug.

Monday Morning Haiku

Off to a bad start..

I don’t care.

ERMAHGERD!

Writing kills me.

“What’s the matter, Sanders.. CHICKEN?”

Let’s get crazy.

Don’t trip.

Captain North America

Wearable Hummingbird Feeder

Stationary Bike

The city is mine.

Living on the toilet.

Look who’s laughing now.

:-[

“Ken? What are you doing?”

Dead End

I’ll wait for the movie.

Inconvenience Store


almost everything

Not on the table!

Chopstick Superiority

It’s a trap.

World’s oldest education.

Indoor Clouds by Berndnaut Smilde

The wine went straight to his head.

Tickle fight!

Meanwhile in Korea..

**WARNING**

Faceball

Diet Bird strikes again.

That’s what he said.

Happiest day of their lives.

(insert “your mom” joke)

Trilogy

Ahh, Saturday.

Valid question.

IT IS WHAT IT IS

How to burn 800 calories in 30 minutes.

Aliens searching for intelligent life..

BLORT.

One Tweet Tony

EXTRA! EXTRA! Weed all about it.

Nature makes me sick.

“@#!!!!”

Wait.. um what??

He’s always right.

Ladies, meet THE TIM. (OKCupid Enemies)

Fun Police

Monday.

Evidently so.

You go first! Wait.. nevermind.

Are you my Father?

Klimcentrum Bjoeks (Groningen, NL)

All mommy wanted was a back rub.

(Bad) Portraits

Only payphone on the island and I get stuck behind this asshole.

Fuhrpark (Berlin, GR)

BLEEEUUUUUGHRRGHUUUUGUUHBL

Sorry, you’re not my type.

Join the club.

If something’s hard to do, then it’s not worth doing.

Onward, my noble steed!

BOOOM.

No Soliciting

Live your dreams to the MAX.

Morning Commute

9-Juan-Juan.

ಠ_ಠ

Thor is coming.

Ouch.

Tell Mom I love her.

Save the date!

Bad Day

Cockblocked.


Prisoner Transport

Never don’t give up.

Gnombies

Dear Gary

Mac and Cheese.

The happy train!


dumbass

“TAKE ME TO YOUR.. FEEDER.”

My greatest social fear.

Rough neighborhood.

Invisible Cows

**poof!**