THE WHATEVER
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A collection of posts from 04/21/09 to 11/18/15.
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Mon, 13 Aug 2012Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:03:00 · 117 notes
NOT YOUR BAG
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Mon, 13 Aug 2012Mon, 13 Aug 2012 14:42:00 · 238 notes
Grandma’s still got it.
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Mon, 13 Aug 2012Mon, 13 Aug 2012 14:31:30 · 154 notes
Love at first sight.
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Thu, 09 Aug 2012Thu, 09 Aug 2012 11:16:46 · 240 notes
DRIVE-THRU
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Thu, 09 Aug 2012Thu, 09 Aug 2012 10:30:00 · 321 notes
Hard times in Texas.
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Thu, 09 Aug 2012Thu, 09 Aug 2012 09:58:17 · 31186 notes
Want a pizza?
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Mon, 06 Aug 2012Mon, 06 Aug 2012 12:24:30 · 16104 notes

juliasegal:

“How does it feel to be a human?”
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Mon, 06 Aug 2012Mon, 06 Aug 2012 12:07:35 · 154 notes
Skinny Tastes Good
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Wed, 01 Aug 2012Wed, 01 Aug 2012 19:08:00 · 97 notes
O!!!
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Wed, 01 Aug 2012Wed, 01 Aug 2012 18:58:56 · 122 notes
Great Deal
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Wed, 01 Aug 2012Wed, 01 Aug 2012 18:54:00 · 7684 notes
This was NOT made with love.
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Tue, 31 Jul 2012Tue, 31 Jul 2012 16:43:00 · 182 notes
Love Thy Neighbor
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Tue, 31 Jul 2012Tue, 31 Jul 2012 16:27:36 · 481 notes
AYYYYY!!!!
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Tue, 31 Jul 2012Tue, 31 Jul 2012 16:02:46 · 335 notes
uninspired
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Tue, 31 Jul 2012Tue, 31 Jul 2012 09:51:00 · 663 notes
We must be closed.
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Mon, 30 Jul 2012Mon, 30 Jul 2012 12:21:00 · 3387 notes
Parenting 2.0
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Thu, 26 Jul 2012Thu, 26 Jul 2012 21:53:28 · 420 notes
Spiderband, Spiderband..
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Thu, 26 Jul 2012Thu, 26 Jul 2012 21:45:00 · 155 notes
Marital Kombat
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Tue, 24 Jul 2012Tue, 24 Jul 2012 21:57:00 · 103 notes
Dinks: dual income no kids
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Tue, 24 Jul 2012Tue, 24 Jul 2012 16:41:45 · 179 notes
YOUR IN AMERICA
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Mon, 23 Jul 2012Mon, 23 Jul 2012 17:10:00 · 125 notes
sup
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Mon, 23 Jul 2012Mon, 23 Jul 2012 16:31:00 · 95 notes
This way, gentlemen.
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Mon, 23 Jul 2012Mon, 23 Jul 2012 11:47:00 · 84 notes
“I’ll sleep when I’m bread.” -Dough
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Mon, 23 Jul 2012Mon, 23 Jul 2012 11:42:31 · 97 notes
Uganda, Africa
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Mon, 23 Jul 2012Mon, 23 Jul 2012 10:38:00 · 1053 notes
East Kilbride, Scotland
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Fri, 20 Jul 2012Fri, 20 Jul 2012 11:41:10 · 164 notes
So baby oil doesn’t come from babies?
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Thu, 19 Jul 2012Thu, 19 Jul 2012 16:19:00 · 96 notes
Well, this park sucks.
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Thu, 19 Jul 2012Thu, 19 Jul 2012 16:15:00 · 4616 notes
Close enough.
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Thu, 19 Jul 2012Thu, 19 Jul 2012 14:30:08 · 207 notes
You’ve probably never heard of it.
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Thu, 19 Jul 2012Thu, 19 Jul 2012 12:51:00 · 32 notes
*fist bump*
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Thu, 19 Jul 2012Thu, 19 Jul 2012 12:17:28 · 151 notes
Madrid, Spain
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Wed, 18 Jul 2012Wed, 18 Jul 2012 16:36:00 · 446 notes
“Dorothy, I’m going in for a $20: defense formation alpha.”
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Wed, 18 Jul 2012Wed, 18 Jul 2012 15:33:00 · 217 notes
Rules #1 and #2.
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Wed, 18 Jul 2012Wed, 18 Jul 2012 11:09:00 · 73 notes
Have to admire her dedication.
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Wed, 18 Jul 2012Wed, 18 Jul 2012 10:25:00 · 31 notes
Mom, please.
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Tue, 17 Jul 2012Tue, 17 Jul 2012 14:53:27 · 105 notes
What have you done?
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Tue, 17 Jul 2012Tue, 17 Jul 2012 14:42:00 · 452 notes
Spaghetti!
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Tue, 17 Jul 2012Tue, 17 Jul 2012 14:09:00 · 138 notes
Saddest place on earth.
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Mon, 16 Jul 2012Mon, 16 Jul 2012 13:10:46 · 155 notes
OCD level: 100
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Mon, 16 Jul 2012Mon, 16 Jul 2012 12:54:08 · 697 notes
Pug Life
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Mon, 16 Jul 2012Mon, 16 Jul 2012 12:37:00 · 377 notes
Pick a number between 1 and 10.
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Mon, 16 Jul 2012Mon, 16 Jul 2012 11:49:00 · 141 notes
Honey, there is a kid on our bug.
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Mon, 16 Jul 2012Mon, 16 Jul 2012 11:42:27 · 26206 notes

nevver:

Monday Morning Haiku
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Sun, 15 Jul 2012Sun, 15 Jul 2012 13:04:47 · 102 notes
Off to a bad start..
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Sun, 15 Jul 2012Sun, 15 Jul 2012 12:50:02 · 203 notes
I don’t care.
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Sun, 15 Jul 2012Sun, 15 Jul 2012 12:11:00 · 230 notes
ERMAHGERD!
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Sat, 14 Jul 2012Sat, 14 Jul 2012 11:00:00 · 82 notes
Writing kills me.
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Sat, 14 Jul 2012Sat, 14 Jul 2012 10:13:00 · 100 notes
“What’s the matter, Sanders.. CHICKEN?”
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Fri, 13 Jul 2012Fri, 13 Jul 2012 17:23:07 · 202 notes
Don’t trip.
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Fri, 13 Jul 2012Fri, 13 Jul 2012 17:10:00 · 105 notes
Captain North America
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Fri, 13 Jul 2012Fri, 13 Jul 2012 12:38:11 · 55 notes
Wearable Hummingbird Feeder
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Fri, 13 Jul 2012Fri, 13 Jul 2012 12:12:08 · 2417 notes
Stationary Bike
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Fri, 13 Jul 2012Fri, 13 Jul 2012 11:18:03 · 160 notes
The city is mine.
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Wed, 11 Jul 2012Wed, 11 Jul 2012 17:29:00 · 103 notes
Living on the toilet.
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Wed, 11 Jul 2012Wed, 11 Jul 2012 16:51:27 · 164 notes
Look who’s laughing now.
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Tue, 10 Jul 2012Tue, 10 Jul 2012 16:53:12 · 210 notes
:-[
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Tue, 10 Jul 2012Tue, 10 Jul 2012 15:53:00 · 40487 notes
“Ken? What are you doing?”
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Tue, 10 Jul 2012Tue, 10 Jul 2012 15:23:00 · 220 notes
Dead End
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Tue, 10 Jul 2012Tue, 10 Jul 2012 15:09:00 · 1942 notes
I’ll wait for the movie.
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Mon, 09 Jul 2012Mon, 09 Jul 2012 16:46:34 · 244 notes
Inconvenience Store
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Mon, 09 Jul 2012Mon, 09 Jul 2012 16:41:00 · 50 notes
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Mon, 09 Jul 2012Mon, 09 Jul 2012 13:10:42 · 335 notes
Not on the table!
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Mon, 09 Jul 2012Mon, 09 Jul 2012 12:13:00 · 258 notes
Chopstick Superiority
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Fri, 06 Jul 2012Fri, 06 Jul 2012 10:34:56 · 292 notes
It’s a trap.
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Thu, 05 Jul 2012Thu, 05 Jul 2012 11:22:26 · 255 notes
World’s oldest education.
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Thu, 05 Jul 2012Thu, 05 Jul 2012 11:07:01 · 177 notes
Indoor Clouds by Berndnaut Smilde
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Thu, 05 Jul 2012Thu, 05 Jul 2012 11:06:35 · 98 notes
The wine went straight to his head.
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Thu, 05 Jul 2012Thu, 05 Jul 2012 10:35:42 · 126 notes
Tickle fight!
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Thu, 05 Jul 2012Thu, 05 Jul 2012 09:58:44 · 114 notes
Meanwhile in Korea..
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Tue, 03 Jul 2012Tue, 03 Jul 2012 09:07:00 · 1647 notes
**WARNING**
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Mon, 02 Jul 2012Mon, 02 Jul 2012 10:37:35 · 147 notes
Faceball
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Mon, 02 Jul 2012Mon, 02 Jul 2012 08:59:12 · 201 notes
Diet Bird strikes again.
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Wed, 27 Jun 2012Wed, 27 Jun 2012 08:16:00 · 124 notes
That’s what he said.
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Wed, 27 Jun 2012Wed, 27 Jun 2012 08:03:00 · 65 notes
Happiest day of their lives.
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Tue, 26 Jun 2012Tue, 26 Jun 2012 11:12:04 · 110344 notes
(insert “your mom” joke)
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Tue, 26 Jun 2012Tue, 26 Jun 2012 10:13:00 · 1982 notes
Trilogy
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Sat, 23 Jun 2012Sat, 23 Jun 2012 08:16:11 · 9234 notes
Ahh, Saturday.
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Sat, 23 Jun 2012Sat, 23 Jun 2012 08:11:01 · 679 notes
Valid question.
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Fri, 22 Jun 2012Fri, 22 Jun 2012 11:53:00 · 53 notes
IT IS WHAT IT IS
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Fri, 22 Jun 2012Fri, 22 Jun 2012 11:20:10 · 187 notes
How to burn 800 calories in 30 minutes.
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Fri, 22 Jun 2012Fri, 22 Jun 2012 09:46:25 · 284 notes
Aliens searching for intelligent life..
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Wed, 20 Jun 2012Wed, 20 Jun 2012 12:51:22 · 133 notes
BLORT.
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Wed, 20 Jun 2012Wed, 20 Jun 2012 12:39:00 · 254 notes
One Tweet Tony
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Wed, 20 Jun 2012Wed, 20 Jun 2012 12:29:38 · 189 notes
EXTRA! EXTRA! Weed all about it.
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Wed, 20 Jun 2012Wed, 20 Jun 2012 09:57:39 · 94 notes
“@#!!!!”
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Mon, 18 Jun 2012Mon, 18 Jun 2012 12:37:00 · 93 notes
Wait.. um what??
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Mon, 18 Jun 2012Mon, 18 Jun 2012 12:16:00 · 123 notes
He’s always right.
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Mon, 18 Jun 2012Mon, 18 Jun 2012 11:44:00 · 157 notes
Fun Police
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Sun, 17 Jun 2012Sun, 17 Jun 2012 11:37:02 · 11538 notes
Evidently so.
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Sun, 17 Jun 2012Sun, 17 Jun 2012 11:18:00 · 605 notes
You go first! Wait.. nevermind.
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Sun, 17 Jun 2012Sun, 17 Jun 2012 11:07:00 · 240 notes
Are you my Father?
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Sun, 17 Jun 2012Sun, 17 Jun 2012 10:51:00 · 88 notes
Klimcentrum Bjoeks (Groningen, NL)
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Sun, 17 Jun 2012Sun, 17 Jun 2012 10:26:55 · 129 notes
All mommy wanted was a back rub.
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Fri, 15 Jun 2012Fri, 15 Jun 2012 13:15:21 · 365 notes
(Bad) Portraits
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Fri, 15 Jun 2012Fri, 15 Jun 2012 12:08:00 · 80 notes
Only payphone on the island and I get stuck behind this asshole.
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Fri, 15 Jun 2012Fri, 15 Jun 2012 11:51:06 · 416 notes
Fuhrpark (Berlin, GR)
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Fri, 15 Jun 2012Fri, 15 Jun 2012 08:07:29 · 76 notes
BLEEEUUUUUGHRRGHUUUUGUUHBL
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Thu, 14 Jun 2012Thu, 14 Jun 2012 18:04:00 · 312 notes
Sorry, you’re not my type.
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Thu, 14 Jun 2012Thu, 14 Jun 2012 17:51:00 · 101 notes
Join the club.
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Thu, 14 Jun 2012Thu, 14 Jun 2012 17:31:00 · 2991 notes

nevver:

If something’s hard to do, then it’s not worth doing.
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Thu, 14 Jun 2012Thu, 14 Jun 2012 17:00:59 · 251 notes
Onward, my noble steed!
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Tue, 12 Jun 2012Tue, 12 Jun 2012 13:06:53 · 258 notes
BOOOM.
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Tue, 12 Jun 2012Tue, 12 Jun 2012 12:49:01 · 180 notes
No Soliciting
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Mon, 11 Jun 2012Mon, 11 Jun 2012 12:08:16 · 48 notes
Live your dreams to the MAX.
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Mon, 11 Jun 2012Mon, 11 Jun 2012 11:31:09 · 170 notes
Morning Commute
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Mon, 11 Jun 2012Mon, 11 Jun 2012 10:45:45 · 209 notes
9-Juan-Juan.
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Thu, 07 Jun 2012Thu, 07 Jun 2012 09:55:00 · 123 notes
ಠ_ಠ
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Thu, 07 Jun 2012Thu, 07 Jun 2012 08:39:23 · 147 notes
Thor is coming.
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Thu, 07 Jun 2012Thu, 07 Jun 2012 08:22:23 · 148 notes
Ouch.
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Thu, 07 Jun 2012Thu, 07 Jun 2012 08:13:38 · 95 notes
Tell Mom I love her.
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Wed, 06 Jun 2012Wed, 06 Jun 2012 16:20:15 · 1914 notes
Save the date!
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Mon, 04 Jun 2012Mon, 04 Jun 2012 15:53:39 · 142 notes
Bad Day
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Mon, 04 Jun 2012Mon, 04 Jun 2012 14:15:03 · 317 notes
Cockblocked.
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Mon, 04 Jun 2012Mon, 04 Jun 2012 13:54:00 · 124 notes
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Mon, 04 Jun 2012Mon, 04 Jun 2012 13:08:00 · 112 notes
Prisoner Transport
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Mon, 04 Jun 2012Mon, 04 Jun 2012 12:52:00 · 29713 notes
Never don’t give up.
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Thu, 31 May 2012Thu, 31 May 2012 15:55:44 · 759 notes
Gnombies
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Thu, 31 May 2012Thu, 31 May 2012 15:46:51 · 350 notes
Dear Gary
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Thu, 31 May 2012Thu, 31 May 2012 15:17:00 · 47 notes
Mac and Cheese.
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Wed, 30 May 2012Wed, 30 May 2012 13:46:00 · 497 notes
The happy train!
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Wed, 30 May 2012Wed, 30 May 2012 12:33:00 · 139 notes
dumbass
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Wed, 30 May 2012Wed, 30 May 2012 11:58:00 · 215 notes
“TAKE ME TO YOUR.. FEEDER.”
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Tue, 29 May 2012Tue, 29 May 2012 17:32:00 · 334 notes
My greatest social fear.
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Tue, 29 May 2012Tue, 29 May 2012 12:13:00 · 100 notes
Rough neighborhood.
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Tue, 29 May 2012Tue, 29 May 2012 11:22:00 · 125 notes
Invisible Cows
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Tue, 29 May 2012Tue, 29 May 2012 10:11:00 · 81 notes
**poof!**
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