
This is your world.

This is your world.

โDafuq you lookinโ at?โ

Why Daddy?

Rest inPeaceGrease.

Ladies contain your orgasms.

Please respect urban solitude.

Slow news day.

POW right in the liver.

Damnit.

A SPOT JUST FOR YOU!

Uh, thanks Grandma.


Mrs. DB

White Trash

Before I die..

Too late for Motherโs Day.

Urine Danger

Not a single puck was given.

Looks green to me.

โIโm a terrible parent.โ

Meanwhile in Scotland..

โWe asked for more fish and they refused to give us any more fish.โ (video)

Do not post flyers.

*facepalm*

2 shits in 20:58 minutes of ice-time.

YOLO

Reservoir Cats (with music)

Who wants pie?

At least he tried.

To all the wonderful moms out there!

Tribute to MCA by Aroe. (Brighton, UK)

THIS IS IT.

ATTN:

Disregard females, acquire currency.

Evil genius.

(sniffle..)

Worldโs cutest dictator.

I have nothing profound to say.

You are here.

Iโm sorry?

Cinco de Mayo

Do WHAT?


WHEREโS THE DROP BROTHER?

Grow up, people!

Pinterest for Men (enlarge)

The cake is a lie.

2.) pull strap to tighten 3.) nonchalantly await your demise

I like to tan.

GuardDogGod

Saved kidโs life, still have to pay college tuition. 4/5

I used to be cool.

NOPE.

Cats be all up in my grill.

STOP IT.

Optimistic Goose

The smell of jock straps and chewing tobacco. (via ex-genius)

Kickinโ it old school.

A case of the Mondays.

Bok Bok Bokk

But.. How will I fake my popularity?

PARTY OF 1

Canadian Graffiti

YES WE KEN!

Fossil discovery.

Just a guy carrying an invisible bowl.

Jabba the Hutt

Give this guy a hand!

Mission Impossible

I shall play you the song of my people HRNKKKK

Open up and say.. Ahh!

Safety begins with you.

Your honor student..

The city of brotherly love.

Juice-Box Hero

Date night.ย

IT’S A BOY!

*cologne

American Hero

Private Sign

Where’s Grandpa?

Free Talking

โHrmm?โ

Internet

โAinโt nothinโ but a gangsta party.โ (the frogman)

2.0pac

Duck Hunt

Worst street performance ever.

The Beagles

The creature all men feared..

Attention: dog owners.

o_o ย | ย เฒ _เฒ

I’m Feeling Lucky

Orgasm Donor


Ridiculous.

..does this smell like fish?

Geesus H. Christ!

BE PREPARED

Wu-Tang Forever

Schadenfreude: [shahd-n-froi-duh] A malicious satisfaction obtained from the misfortunes of others.

REALITY.

Poor rich people.

Dilbert (04/08/12)

Touch of Class

A Wasp Remembered. (2012-2012) | Bug Memorials

Found him.

What are you doing this weekend?

Brooklyn, NY

Pho:20

The icing on the cake.

Arrrr Matey!

Our shoulders, necks.

FAP Prevention Specialist

Just horsing around.

Your goal for today.

Wait, people know their neighbors?

No, you shut up.

AAWWYYEEAA!!

Two minutes for hooking.

T-1000

Signature accepted.

Dry Humor

Thanks for that mom.

Dude

Little Princess

Bonita Springs, Florida

Know your place.

You are getting very hungry.

What do we get for $10?

Duuude.

Minor League Guy

MEGAJEW

Teamwork

Las Vegas, NV

Craziest baby ever.

Rocks for Dinner