
KEEP CAL

KEEP CAL

MUFASA!!

5 second rule.

Oil, explained.

When I was a kid, we didn’t need games to get drunk.

Fapulous

My warmup is your workout.

Natural Selection

Retired from life.

DIED HORNY

GAY LOVE

Nice set of wheels.

How to look important.

โI have a dream..โ

the neighbor is such a whorse

Not giving a shit.

Have a reasonable day.

Cereal Killer

Thou can has cheezburger.

Everybody stand back!

Reverse CPR

Dirty Money

QUIT

Keep driving, itโs probably nothing..

It could be worse.

#lolwhitepeople

Pissing contest

Wood Etchings of Mitch Hedberg Quotes.

25 years later.. still in therapy.

Siesta Championship (Madrid, Spain)

Afternoon delight.

Drink. Don’t drive.

bzzzzzz

Kitty porn

the salad tossery

NO!

Indecent exposure

Objects in mirror.. COPS!

You have driven me well human.

Broga

Rise of the Zombies

Damnn..

bush kush

She couldnโt help butt say yes.

Push for free hat.

Jeff, one lonely guy.

And here’s Debbie, an extreme abortionist.

FREE BEER??

An Authentic Irish Experience!

Cul-de-sack

Prom Night

I am a little upset.

Foreigners Stealing American Jobs

High-Five!

Don’t bother.

I hear the pizza slices itself..

Don’t take life for granite.

Vulvulcano

Dodge the child support.

Call C Sizzle (aka C Weed) for further inquiry.

You win this round, facebook.

The ice scrapers in the trunk.

No need to call him back.

Hour 5.5

Hospital food.

Sue Yoo

Life simplified.

BLAH BLAH BLAH

Good morning.

The importance of vowels.

With great responsibility comes unemployment.

Your little brother’s a dick.

Sorry I’m so stupid.

It’s business time.

Who ate my cheez-its?

Look inside yourself.

They said I could be anything, so I became a background.

Doesn’t matter, missed school.

Must be going to an all-you-can-eat..

โ..Momma?โ

Everyone knows.

Ms. Pac-Man

Shut up and take my money.

SUPER HAPPY

This hot sauce will make you bleed from the anus.

Diddly-Doo-Bop-Beebop.

I’m a bad man. (Paris, France)

Wyoming blows.

No shit.

Breakfast station.

Books for tall people.

Bit rusty.. and tired.

โCool Story, Bro.โ

Motivation

Happiness

The internet is leaking.

More saving. More doing.

…

Your server is a skank.

โOh. Harro.โ

EQUITY. (Brisbane, Australia)


Sure, if you say so..

Who’s hungry?


Think different.

Understanding Women 101

Screenshot

OH SHI..

Dog days of winter.

Game on.

Arch Enemies

Concussions taking a toll in NHL.

NAMASTE

Legend of Zelda

No moonwalking on grass.

Nothing (Jim Benton)

SHEEEEEEEIT!

Hrmpphhhhh

Cokesucker

Hurry up..

SIKE

Because youโre worth it.

Things are a-boot to get serious.

Back where they belong.

Who says Canadians are nice?

Aloha, Dave.

Monkey see..

Las Vegas, NV

I’ll be here for you.

Times are tough.

What is love?

Be careful out there today.

Youโve changed, man.

That cat used to be his wife.

How to take the last doughnut.

Purrfait

A tad bit nipply.

Eh-sexual

Science class.