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8 of spades on the 9 of hearts!!

Rebel with a cause….

fresh alien food

just be like my grandma and use a roller!

Buddies

(via velmadinkley)

“thanks.
…he’s adopted.”


transportation

Banksy on a steamroller.
YOUR FATHER AND I WANT “SUMPTHINTADOO”!!!

heads up.

THAT’S a sales pitch.

Mark Twain Quote..

look honey someone driving a Ford F150 thats not a racist…oh, wait. nevermind.

lego ho. leg-ho.

HOT HOT HOT!!
…gather round & watch an experienced woman please 12 men at once!!!
OWWWW!

gumbawls.

Dad, please phone home.

i doubt i’m the only person on here who needs this t-shirt.

try me.

Ice Cube

here here.

what the fuck is wrong with us?!?!
“Keep fucking that chicken! HAHA Okay Ernie. HAH Well Alrrright..”

faceburn.
continued…

(via sharpytoe)

watch that 6th step…
its a DOOOOOOOOOOSY!

Nicely done!

…even lords of metal succumb the the seductive call of nature.

The only thing scarier than running into a black guy on drugs in the middle of the night is running into a white guy on booze.

that’s such bullshit.

Kanye interrupts the internet!
Just add http://kanyelicio.us/http:// before any website url.
Example.

HELL-OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

FYI.

oh the google.

GOOD LUCK ACE!

works for me…

OHHHHHH GOOGLE!

Infromed. Yes, thank you.
[via.]

static clingon.

…are YOU my dad?

BO-NERRRRR!
(via starehard)

Jack Williams: “Forest”

Ladies.

the final cuntdownnnnnnnnnnn!

finally a use for these things…

aka: mornings on the twitter.

new job.
start Tuesday.

Hard at work.


i believe in this sentiment.

hey google…
YOU’RE RACIST!

hey google…
YOU’RE TOO REAL!

…don’t eat that scarf gurllllllllllllllll.


YOU WIN!
…and lose.

last minute reminder.


it has arrived…
and it is glorious.

no no no…
SERIOUSLY.

good.
…i can finally get my mobile candystore off the ground.

self explanatory.

i saw this once while tripping
(via edification)

Fisherman get lonely too.