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SWEETDEARGODIMSTARVING.

trouble with TWSS.

(via miss-miss)

…another shot from my grandpa’s record store.


William Shat (via Hollywood Poodle)

oh. my. god.
what is even the best joke here? jay leno fans? fox news watchers? crazy ladies from the future who call people verbal pedophiles?

f0g:
After The Earthquake (via MikeJonesPhoto)

…just punch me square in the dick.

World Map.

tickets. BOOKED.
herpes keeps getting cheaper and cheaper.

haha amazing.

Ok, I lost it. Even looking at this now makes me laugh.

hipster

dumbass.

Ed Hardy wine is especially flavored to disguise the taste of roofies.

Choppin’ trees.

Best enjoyed medium rare.

…it’s the booty that binds.

Hello Insanity.

Military Budget Cutbacks:
It’s a dark day for the empire when once-proud stormtroopers have to take minimum wage jobs. (via moleratsgotnofur)

The Mario Brothas

PFSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

trained assassins.

they see me rollin’…


Bed sheets for hypochondriacs.

Has she officially been with EVERYONE now?

love.

It never ends.

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Barock

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(via Epicly Later’d)

Cover art for new Dinosaur Jr. album out June 23.

love handles

Jewverine

Winner.

“umm, like omg totally!”

Elephants have the most fun.

Professor Badass. I want him on my team of superheroes.

(via savingoldlitter)

Even the goonies grow up.

Parenting fail.

I’m totally gonna put her on retainer.

..on some next level shit!

“I shot it because I was jealous..”

This guy takes his dental hygiene hardcore.

The ‘money shot’! har har. smh

“..this is sex? right?”

Sorry to ruin your day.

It’s not even safe staying inside anymore. shit!